Baseball Fiction

Oona Short — Slow Trains Literary Journal

I’m a member of the Park Slope Food Coop, which is the biggest food coop in the country. Which means that I (along with my wife) swap 2.75 hours each of work every month for the right to buy the best produce, grass-fed meats, and other organic and artisanal products (like cheese, grains, and canned goods, and rainforest chocolate) for about 20 percent less than we’d pay at the local non-coop markets. That works about to about 35 percent off Whole Foods.

We think this is a pretty decent financial deal, but the fact is that working at the coop is almost always a gas. Want to know who lives in your community? Work with them.

I work checkout, which means I scan people’s groceries, mainly, which offers a great opportunity to talk to them about all the food they’re bringing home, how to prepare it, how to best appreciate it.

This past week I “checked out” the significant other of one of my co-workers and while weighing the produce we somehow got into a discussion about baseball (okay, she asked me what I wrote about). She teaches dance, and told me about a woman she had in one of her classes who loved baseball and wrote about it. She seemed to find it odd that there were two coop members interested in baseball, though I can testify that there are many more.

I Googled her student’s name and happened upon the story linked here. I don’t know anything about Oona Short except what I read in this story, which is 18 years old. The reason I link is because the headlong storytelling (which has an attractive velocity if not exactly an economy), about an aspiring Baseball Annie and her somewhat underrealized grasp upon reality, is rather deft.

Ultimately, Oona takes the details of her observations of the game and turns them into a tale of obsession and acceptance that does a good job of making her enthusiasm for the game (something all of us reading this share) feel real. Bravo.

Buzz Bissinger Will Abuse You Into Civility

Serious Business: Gawker reefers a Bob Costas joint. Will “Deadspin” Leitch does a great job of explaining why the blogosphere is different than the mainstream media, and why both need to exist, but Bob and Buzz and (to a lesser extent) Braylon aren’t really listening. Will is brilliant, we all know, but the issue here is really about what’s news and why it matters. And he makes the far better argument than the workaday Buzz and the hyperprivileged Bob. That they seem to see him as some sort of sports journalism Al Queda is entrancing. Which is why I ended up watching all of the 18:00 minute clip, despite the curse words by the mainstream guys. That’s not newspaper talk.

Frank Thomas Statistics

Baseball-Reference.com

Tonight, the newly-minted Athletic Frank Thomas tripled for the first time since 2002. I think I might have blogged back then about how that triple was Thomas’s first since 1998 (when he had 2!), which were his first since 1994. Put it this way: Frank Thomas has not been a triples machine. Ever.

Does rejection make his heart beat harder? His legs pump faster? Gamecast only says the ball was hit to Vladdy, so I don’t know what miscue prompted it, but a triple is a triple. Go Frank.

Spikes Up: Fourth Annual Top 35 Prospects

RotoRob

To be honest, prospect lists are suspect. I don’t know any minor league expert who has actually seen all the players he writes about. And to their credit, the best writers (I like Sickels and Callis, but when I listen to McCamey I’m charmed) let you know who they’ve seen and who’s bubbling up through some statistical filter.

Rob’s list is of interest because it seems unassailable in it’s intelligence. I’m pretty sure Rob would agree that these lists offer little real guidence for future performance. The interesting reason is why:

Because nobody knows. Or maybe it’s better said that we all know a little.