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‘We Wish It Were You Hitting 756 Home Runs’ | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

June 2, 2007 by peter

Nation To Ken Griffey Jr.

Snarky, yes, but oddly not mocking. Almost sentimental, and oddly compelling perhaps because Griffey is the NL’s best right-fielder this year? I can’t believe I’m linking to the Onion, and not because it’s ha-ha.

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