I Am NOT A Fantasy Baseball Player.

I have to admit it. After reading Don Drooker’s latest roto love letter, a chuckle-filled confection that will test anyone’s baseball mettle, I’ve come up short.

I don’t know why the Mexican restaurants in Kansas City don’t serve Moose tacos. Unless they have an aversion to horrible puns! Maybe I am a player.

I do know that here in New York we pronounce Houston St. HOW-stun Street, neutering one of these quiz questions.

But after all this what I can say is that if you don’t know that the best duck is cooked on the rotisserie, you’re not a fantasy baseball player.

Enjoy! Thanks Don!